Italian Swear Words!

Yeaahh the post you've all been waiting for. One of the first things you can resist asking when you make a friend who speaks another language: "Teach me some swear words!"

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Don't read this if you're under like, I don't know, twelve or something. Or if you're weak minded. Or easy offended. Or Jesus. It might/will probably offend you...


Vaffanculo! - Fuck you! Fuck off!  (* Literally, go and take it in your ass.)

The definitions in English might not always be the literal translation, but the equivalent we would use.

cazzo - fuck        
merda - shit   

un bastardo, un figlio di puttana - bastard, a son of a bitch
una brutta, una schifosa, una zoccola - a bitch, skank, slut

il cazzo, la minchia, il pistolino, la fava - a dick/cock/willy (however you fancy it)
la fica, la farfalla*, la gnacchera, la toppa - a pussy/vagina
la farfalla - (* Literally, 'the butterfly'. Ahahahaha)

i coglini, le palle - balls, bollocks
il culo - ass
le poppe, le cioccie, le tette - boobs

un pompino - a blowjob    - (almost my word of the week. It's so ironic, it just sounds like such a nice word.. Haha!)

un pompinaio, un succhiatore, un leccacazzi*, un gustafave - a cocksucker
un leccacazzi - (* Literally, a 'lickdicks'. Amazing.)
testa di merda - shithead

una bella fica, una fica pronta - a (nice) piece of ass

chiavere, trombare, fottere - to fuck
> (ciulare - Milanese, beciare - Genovese, scopare - Italiano)

essere fottuto - to be fucked up
(E' tutti fottuto. - It's all fucked up)

vacagare, vai/va a cagare - to piss off
avere il cazzo in aria - to be pissed off (* Literally something like, 'to have dick in the air')

 affanculo - fuck it all, fuck this shit

That's just some basics, here're some charming phrases:

Non sto in questo merdaio. - I'm not staying in this shithole.

Andate tutti a 'fanculo. - You can all go fuck yourselves.

La tua madre si da per niente. - Your mother gives it away (for nothing).

E' un stronzo. - You're an asshole.

(Most of these were from this website - there's a few more on there if you want to fill your boots.)